THE HALL OF FAMOUS JOKES
presents
Tact
The
Commanding Officer at the army base calls Private Jones' Sargeant
in to his office.
"We just got word that Jones' mom
has passed away," says the Commander. "I want you to break
the news to Jones. But don't just blurt out the news to him. Use a
little tact, ok?"
The Sargeant goes back to his platoon.
The men come out and line up for roll call.
"All soldiers with living mothers,
step forward," the Sargeant shouts.
"Jones, step back."
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