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THE PANDA

     The other day I'm sitting in a bar and grill when a panda walks in. He goes up to the bar and orders a ham sandwich. He eats the whole sandwich. When he finishes, he pulls out a pistol, shoots the guy behind the counter in the arm, and walks out.
     Witnessing all this, I'm flabbergasted! I follow the panda out the door and catch up with him.
     "What the heck are you doing?" I ask.
     He turns around to face me.
     "I'm a panda!" he says. "Look it up!" And he keeps walking.
     At home later I get out my dictionary, turn to "P", and leaf through, page by page, until I find it:
                               Panda: a giant marsupial living in
                              Central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.

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