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The Conversion

     Two Jewish fellows, Mo and Charlie, are walking down the street. They pass a Baptist church. The sign in the glass marquee says:
                                          
                                   COME ON IN AND CONVERT!
                             WE'LL GIVE YOU $400, ON THE SPOT!

     Mo says to Charlie, "Wait for me a minute, I'm gonna try that."
     Charlie waits for about fifteen minutes out on the sidewalk, and then he sees Mo coming back out the church door.
     "Well?" says Charlie. "Did you get the money?"
    "Is that all you people think about?" replies Mo.

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